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The worst part is, I have my own life — I’m independent, and if I didn’t have a boyfriend I would be just fine.

I always feel like I am an afterthought when we aren’t together.

My question is: how do I breach this topic without sounding clingy or needy and in a way he will understand?

I have tried to tell him how this makes me feel before, but I don’t think he understands how it feels to be continually let down.

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What I want is consistency in our relationship instead of these “highs” and “lows.” We recently went on a vacation and we had a great time, but once we got back he fell off the face of the earth.

I love my boyfriend — he’s great to me, and I feel terrible for even bringing this up because he’s so good to me, but I just can’t handle his ups and downs anymore.

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In a feature I call “Your Turn,” in which you, the readers, get to answer the question, I’m presenting the following letter without commentary from me: I have been with my boyfriend “Allen” for over a year and a half now and were good friends for a few years before we began dating.